Notes to Self II

- Cogito ergo sum or existence precedes essence, that is the question.
- It is funnier when you keep a straight face.
- You do not give good first impressions.
- Germans love David Hasselhoff.
- Nobody likes their own brand.
- It’s going to be okay.
- You like cheese a whole lot and that is not necessarily a bad thing.
- Beauty is skin deep, but its also not so much.
- There aren’t enough Winston Churchill quotes to satisfy my need.
- You heart charts and plotting sloping trend lines.
- Your eyebrows are a force to be reckoned with.
- Its okay to judge a book by its cover. There are so many books out there that if you mis-judge, no big whoop. You’ll get the next one right.
- Some girls refer to their purse as ‘she’ and ‘her’.
- Fire is the coolest thing ever.
- It’s all in the delivery
- Maybe eating fiber isn’t half bad after all?
- You kind of wish the jackalope were real because you would totally have one as a pet.
- Pigeons are communists.
- Birds in general are imbeciles for opting to defecate on me from great heights.
- “When Fractals Meet Nightmares” is a great name for a band and I am copyrighting it so don’t you go and use it because I will sue you.
- My sister is lawyer.
- You are frustrated by the number of options for toothpaste out there. You would like there to be only one kind of toothpaste that has it all.
- When you were a kid and got into a brawl, you always knew your father could beat your opponent’s father up, but you never played that card. You were the bigger man and chose to bite and pinch instead.
- You also poked eyes.
- Studying for the GMAT during the summer is the worst idea since SPAM.
- Its nice to be nostalgic.
- Cockburn is a type of port wine and if you ever order it again do not make the same mistake you made the first time -- its pronounced koh-burn.